It begins...

So begins a new blog with the usual lofty goal: to provide answers to the great questions currently facing our society, and to do it with both wisdom and a tolerable level of snark. The smart money says that by the time the election rolls around, this blog will be mostly dedicated to rambling about my job, my relationship, my friends, the cute dog I saw walking down the street, etc. That, or abandoned entirely. Time will tell.

To keep me focused on my goal, I have titled this whole mess after a moment of stark, memorable clarity; a time when a seemingly impossible twist of fate gave rise to a seemingly unanswerable question, which in turn led to a simple, crystallizing solution. Naturally, this moment of perfect understanding came from The Simpsons.

So you see, it all makes sense in the end.